USA: The One and Only NY

N/R/QIf there was any doubt that New York City is a place all to itself – I just watched the man sitting across from me on the subway, who, mind you, had been sitting there completely normal for the past 5 minutes, pull a bottle of purple berry juice out of his white athletic sock. Just when I thought that was weird enough, he proceeded to pull up his other pant leg where a small bottle of almond milk had been tucked away for safe keeping in his other sock.

If this were JFK airport, he would have so been arrested by now.

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3 comments
  1. Mitch said:

    There is a big blank square beneath this post. It taunts me. Did you capture a photo that WordPress technology has failed to project? Because if you did, I need to see it. And obviously, I also need to maximize the use of my socks, which currently contain only…my feet.

  2. Unfortunately no picture!! I was too in shock to even move – and perhaps also slightly apprehensive that if I did move, he might offer me a sip. …But you are right – he has assuredly maximized the utility of his socks. We should all be so efficient!

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